Tuesday, July 19, 2011

We Don't Offer Bad Loans

Neoclassical National Bank 1
Courtesy Neoclassical National Bank by BrickCityDepot
Downtown, United States - (BTT) After the banking crisis of 2008 and 2009, one bank saw the opportunity to grow. Basing their image off the "honest" past, Neoclassical National Bank is growing at rates unseen in this decade. Already employing dozens of workers, the bank is planning to expand to other downtowns across the United States. Furthermore, each bank will house a state-of-the-art safe which will be used to store and protect your extremely popular gold from thieves (i.e. the other banks.)


  1. Awesome write up on this one!

  2. Well thank you! I figured my original write ups were too boring, so I decided to throw in a little back story to the models. I plan on doing this from now on. :)

  3. This is a must and an admirable trait for a bank. Secured loans based on guaranteed and stable equity fundings. This makes you very flexible and offer leeway to loan modification attorney.

  4. Unfortunately I don't have much of that extremely popular gold. I'm hoping you offer bad credit car loans so I can qualify for an auto loan.


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