The Tourists Will Be Happy

Courtesy Train Station Royville by Henrik Hoexbroe

Somewhere - (BTT) For years, people complained about the grungy old train station on the outskirts of town. One concerned citizen exclaimed, "It's awful. The first thing people see when they get off the train is this crumbling building. How will that help my business?" Acting on these concerns, the owner of the rail line totally demolished the old structure. Meanwhile, travelers had to wait in a nearby warehouse while the new one was being built. "It was well worth the wait," said one traveler. "Not only was there a slick new train station being built, but I happen to be sitting next to a crate full of Snickers." The traveler lifted up a crowbar and smiled.